The Tonger Technique

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As for the Tonger Technique...

1. Assess whatever situation you're in
2. Laugh
3. No, seriously. Laugh. Maniacally if you choose.
4. Ask, "How can I win? How can everyone win?"
5. Throw something with a tong and keep asking the question until an answer arises

To tong is to build neural pathways.

To tong is to see things from a non-linear perspective.

To tong is to have an AI character who looks like he's straight out of 1987 posing with kitchen tongs.