The Ten commandments of Tonger

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Thou shalt take the name of Tonger in vain whenever thou feels like it 

Thou shalt Tonger-crash expo floors while playing, “Partyman” to sanctify the holy name of Tonger 

Thou shalt spread the good news of Tonger to the four corners of the Earth and the land of the DMT machine elves 

 Thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s tong if it’s sufficiently blinged-out

 Thou shalt not kill the vibe of a Tonger game with bad juju 

 Thou shalt commit adultery with multiple Tonger leagues and clubs 

 Honor thy fellow Tongerian 

 Thou shalt bear false witness of Tonger scores if thou so chooses 

 Thou shalt not steal the last of the chips at a Tonger match 

 Thou shalt not make any graven images on Tonger targets that will result in a visit from the Secret Service